I love Woody Allen. Who doesn't love Annie Hall? My favourite part of the movie was when he shows up at Annie's house in the middle of the night to kill a spider. Everyone needs a spider killer in their life. And who can forget those sarcastic one-liners...

"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."

I had a dream that I was in my old dorm room. I ripped the posters off the wall, with complete disregard for whoever was living there now. I had to make sure the words "Carpe Carp" were still engraved on the wall. Someone left me that nice little mantra in 2005.

Carpe Carp. Seize the Fish.

Anyone Can Play Guitar

menu, please.

"I'm plagued with indecision in my life. I can't figure out what to order in a restaurant." Chuck Close

Tokyo!

I would love to experience this for myself.

Images: Sophia Coppola's Lost in Translation and Gondry's Tokyo!

Today I saw an oversized man walking a little furry dog. He looked happy. It struck me as odd.

omega 3. don't forget.